Wednesday, December 17, 2008

so one day i was walking down the street right? and i saw a polar bear!

i recently read an article from the startribune on tuesday december 16th and an interesting article hit the gaze of my eye. as i gandered in awe at the amazing words the fell before me i happen to think if there was a way to i.d. polar bears by their wiskers. as i read this article i realised that i was correct and you can i.d. a polar bear by its wiskers. Waterman quoted about the magnicifity of polar bears as follows "what's nice about polar bears is they have black skin and white fur." a harmless quote yes? but if you depict the question that he was asked it would proububly be what fasanates you about polar bears. so that got me asking myself the age old question is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes? hit this post up with an answer or something vry vry vry vry vry vry vry bad will happen. like something as terrable as cleavland's foot oder.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

ooo hot dang

i recently read an article in the startribune newspaper about 4th and 8th graders are improving in the math and science field. for the 4th graders they are 5th in science and 2nd in mathimatics. for the 8th graders they are 6th in math and 5th in science. such quotes as "i think we ought to have a party" and "we made amazing gains, and this is reason for us to clebrate that our teachers stepped up to the plate." speak for themselfs and saying that minnesota is making a stunning come up in the past few years. minnesota educators say that the math gains are due to dramatic increases in time spent on math instruction and new, rigorous state math standards. i really think that if we keep this up we too can become the smartest state in the good 'ol USA.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

dont be such a fruit cake

alot of events happend in 1911 like the titanic sinking, first plane landed on a carrier ship, and somebody made a fruitcake?????? yup thats right Pierre Girard uncovered a fruitcake dating back before the titanic sunk. the Golden Vally resident puts it as a table decoration year after year at his anual christmas party. hes gotten responces like "im not guna touch that!" and "i wouldent allow that inside my house." but pierre says its a peice of art. he found it on a shelf in a closet on a estate-sale assessment in 1992. but boy is that thing smelly, in the interview he says that he keeps in on a plate in a plastic bag when its not out as a center peice. all in all i dont think ide keep that around or it would be on ebay or greigslist.