22's son!!

so i read an article in the star tribune today and it was about something all real men should like to hear about. This article was about the declining prices of Bentleys!!! these tight cars are manufactured in jolly olde England mate and they cost around 250g's. This man named Petter couldent pay his bills due to the horrendus economy that is going right dow(n) [see what i did there?] the toilet so they went and repossesed his car which then they auctioned off to the highest bidder the only proublem was that the bidder was hard to find. but they finaly did petter has no more bentley boo hoo.

real "G" status

In an article from blacknews I read that the famous rapper Young Jeezy whos rap music is popular all over the world expecilly in the more ghettoer parts of the world from Kompton to the ATL he has made a great impact on the people who inhabite that space. In this article it talked about Jezzy buying toys for the kids who were less fortunate and came from the poorer backround for Christmas. (which i got like 800 bones from so im good =Þ). In the article (toyz in da hood) Jeezy was asked why he was doing this and like every other persons responce he said "I grew up in a less fortunate family and I just feel like this is my way of giving back to where i came from". I personally really think this statement is overused.

replace the "a"s with 'o's (only in hamas)

I recently read this article in the sunday StarTribune about how Israeli troops are moving in on the hamas turf on a strip of land at aproximatly 8pm. after countless warnings about seising fire of rockets onto a israeli land the troops of jerusalem and of all israel cut the electricity of all of the strip of land the hamas were testing new rocket warfare on. Once on the strip they put on night vision goggles and swept through the land neutrilizing all targets in their path. The Israeli government said that they dont want the land they just want the hamas to stop shooting rockets at the nearby town. I think that the Israelis have a thing goin on and they should keep it up kus you gotta figt for whats right fight for your life.

so one day i was walking down the street right? and i saw a polar bear!

i recently read an article from the startribune on tuesday december 16th and an interesting article hit the gaze of my eye. as i gandered in awe at the amazing words the fell before me i happen to think if there was a way to i.d. polar bears by their wiskers. as i read this article i realised that i was correct and you can i.d. a polar bear by its wiskers. Waterman quoted about the magnicifity of polar bears as follows "what's nice about polar bears is they have black skin and white fur." a harmless quote yes? but if you depict the question that he was asked it would proububly be what fasanates you about polar bears. so that got me asking myself the age old question is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes? hit this post up with an answer or something vry vry vry vry vry vry vry bad will happen. like something as terrable as cleavland's foot oder.

ooo hot dang

i recently read an article in the startribune newspaper about 4th and 8th graders are improving in the math and science field. for the 4th graders they are 5th in science and 2nd in mathimatics. for the 8th graders they are 6th in math and 5th in science. such quotes as "i think we ought to have a party" and "we made amazing gains, and this is reason for us to clebrate that our teachers stepped up to the plate." speak for themselfs and saying that minnesota is making a stunning come up in the past few years. minnesota educators say that the math gains are due to dramatic increases in time spent on math instruction and new, rigorous state math standards. i really think that if we keep this up we too can become the smartest state in the good 'ol USA.

dont be such a fruit cake

alot of events happend in 1911 like the titanic sinking, first plane landed on a carrier ship, and somebody made a fruitcake?????? yup thats right Pierre Girard uncovered a fruitcake dating back before the titanic sunk. the Golden Vally resident puts it as a table decoration year after year at his anual christmas party. hes gotten responces like "im not guna touch that!" and "i wouldent allow that inside my house." but pierre says its a peice of art. he found it on a shelf in a closet on a estate-sale assessment in 1992. but boy is that thing smelly, in the interview he says that he keeps in on a plate in a plastic bag when its not out as a center peice. all in all i dont think ide keep that around or it would be on ebay or greigslist.

2nd term thingy post#1

i read an article about norm coleman. it talked about how he was personality wise and all. it also told us about the re count. how colemans ahead of al franken by like 700 votes. also it talked about how al franken was a comedian and all and about all those tax scandles. it turns out that norm has a friend who likes hocky or something and it gets all confusing after that. it says norm is like praying more or something and how hes standing by his family in these times of uncertancy.